Religionsvetenskap, A-nivå:
Taoism - shit happens.
Buddhism - this shit, is it really shit?
Hinduism - shit happens; again and again and again and again and...
Islam - there is no shit but shit.
Judaism - why does this shit always happen to us?
Protestantism, traditional - if you work hard enough, shit won´t happen.
Protestantism, according to Church of Sweden - shit happens, unless it is in someway inconvenient or disturbs you in any way which case we are really sorryt that we bothered you, and who are we to teach you about shit anyway?
Catholicism - shit happens, but you can wipe yourself.
Atheism - no shit!
Rastafarianism - shit happens, let´s smoke it.
Zen - what is the sound of shit happening?
Agnosticism - shit (maybe) happens, then again, maybe not.
Scientology - shit happens, we teach you how to fix it for a small fee.
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